AGBERO and OVERLOAD! – Adewale Sobowale

I understand the police arrested a so-called pastor whose calling is sucking out cancerous elements from women’s breasts.

Our police have time, don’t they?

With all the problems on the ground, they’ve chosen to go and arrest a faithful pastor acting according to his god’s directions. Please, note the small letter g for god. I chose to use the small letter because I have decided not to believe the pastor.

But then, God’s ways are said to be beyond human comprehension. But that’s the Godly God.

However, I find it interesting that the police have left more important issues like the herdsmen palaver to be going after a fake pastor who was feeding fat on some undersexed women’s ignorance.

By the way, who invited the police? Did the police catch our pastor in the act? Our pastor is the accused, who is the complainant?

I wouldn’t know whether it’s now a crime for two or more consenting adults to engage in sexual activities. OK, the law enforcement agencies were trying to save the women from being ignoramuses.

I guess the scene of operation would have been somewhere in the shanties. Those women too, must be illiterates. I can’t imagine any liberated woman falling for the pranks of that pastor.

To even call him a pastor embarrasses me. It makes me puke. In spite of the fact that I’m yet to be called, I just can’t help feeling for the few men of the clergy that have received the right calling and are doing the work of saving souls not breasts.

But then, I will still advise the police to let these men from the pit of hell have their days of fake enjoyment on earth.

As someone has rightly observed, maybe that particular pastor didn’t enjoy the luxury of being breastfed when he was a baby!


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