WETIN NOW? by Adéwálé Ṣóbọ̀wálé

Nigerians are definitely an interesting lot. For every little thing they are ready to cry blue murder.

Why should people be shouting (or wailing?) about a former governor and a serving senator who went to do a private business in the privacy of a private room in a private hotel where he spent his private money.

The senator has declared that he had not broken any known law. And that is true, anyway.

If you want to talk about morality, you better go to the Western world. In Africa, the richer you are, the more attractive you are to the opposite sex.

You see, if you don’t do the doable, the ladies may think you are stingy with your foreskin. It is even a sin.

OK, he introduced the sharia system of Islamic justice when he was governor. So what? Must you be told that different justice systems are used for the rich and poor in this country? By the way, didn’t you read the Bible verse that says old things passeth away?

Even though, he has more than one wife at home, what stops one from going to play an away match once in a blue moon. If you didn’t know, such practice relieves one of tension.

Have you ever heard the phrase, ‘sowing.of wild oats’? That’s what I did.

And those girls didn’t come cheap. I don’t know anybody’s business in what I did.

If you people are not careful, I will cause to be made a law against sobolation!

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